>>>>> > >>>> saga sola laf atan bi
denyo , bisIkletli
>>>>>cok guzel bir
>>>>> > >>>>kiz gorur. bu denyo laf
>>>>> > >>>>atacak ya...
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>> -bak teker
>>>>> > >>>>donuyo.
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>> -(kiz durur ve) o cark sana
girse sende
>>>>> > >>>>donerdin!!!
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>>
>------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>karsi masada oturan kizi gece boyu
>>>>> >alenen kesen kisican
>>>>> > >>>>en sonunda kizi getirtir yanina :
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>k:"ne o cok mu begendin beni?"
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>e:"evet,gercekten cok hossun."
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>k:"o zaman anani bir ara bize
getir de babam bi tane
>>>>> > >>>>daha yapsin..."
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>kiz arkasini doner gider,cocuk
arkadaslarinin
>>>>> > >>>>kahkahalari arasinda dumur
deryasina baliklama
>>>>>atlayis yapar...
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>>
>----------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>80'li yillarin sonlarin bir
besIktas-boluspor maci
>>>>> > >>>>sirasinda hakem besIktasin net 2
>>>>> > >>>>golunu vermez,
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>boluspora havadan bir
>>>>> >penalti verir.
>>>>> > >>>>mac cigrindan cikmistir.
besIktaslilar neredeyse
>>>>> > >>>>sahayi
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>terketmeyi dusunurler.
>>>>> > >>>>boluspor 2. golu de atar. metin
tekin
>>>>> > >>>>santrayi yapmaz bekler. hakem
dudugu bir daha calar,
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>ama metin hala topa
>>>>> > >>>>dokunmaz. hakem, "metin neden
>>>>> > >>>>baslamiyosun, bak kart
cikartirim" der. metin cevap
>>>>> > >>>>verir:
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>> "hocam sahaniza gecin de
baslayalim"
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>>
>--------------------------------------------------------
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>bir telefoncuya giren cocuk
nakia 3310'lari
>>>>> > >>>>incelemektedir. gulen
>>>>> >bir
>>>>> > >>>>yuzle onu izleyen kasiyere doner
ve sorar:
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>-abi bunun sarji bi hafta gider mi?
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>-sirtinda bi akuyle dolasirsan
gider
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>>
>-----------------------------------------------------------
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>muhabir: muslum bey, hakan
tasiyan icin arabeskin
>>>>> > >>>>yeni peygamberi diyorlar. ne
>>>>> > >>>>diyorsunuz?
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>muslum gurses: ben oyle bir
peygamber gonderdigimi
>>>>> > >>>>hatirlamiyorum.
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>>
>-------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>zamanin birinde istanbulda
pastahaneleri
>>>>> >teftise
>>>>> > >>>>giden mudurun biri pasta
ustasina sormus: "bu pastalara hangi yag kullaniyorsunuz"? demis.
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>usta da "sana koyuyoruz efendim"
demis.
>>>>> > >>>>mudur de demiski:
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>"bende butun pastacilara
soyleyim bundan
>>>>> > >>>>sonra "sana koysunlar"...
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>>
>------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>muhafazakar insanlarin
ugradiklari,tellerle cevrili
>>>>> > >>>>bir plaja bikini ile girmek
>>>>> > >>>>isteyen bir bayani, plajin
girisinde bekleyen gorevli
>>>>>durdurur ve
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>soyle der bekci: hanfendi bu plaja
>>>>> >2
>>>>> > >>>>parcali mayo ile girmek yasaktir!!!
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>kadin: peki o zaman hangisini
cikarayim?
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>bekci:........!!!
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>>
>-----------------------------------------------------------
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>> tiki kiz kopegini dolastirmaya
>>>>>cikarmistir. yoldan gecen
>>>>> > >>>>iki genc:
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>-bak bak ite bak ne guzel...
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>-o it degil timaam
>>>>> > >>>>mi? onun adi titi.
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>-aaaa it konustu...
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>>
>------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>-iyi gunler 60 saniye icinde
finans bank kartina
>>>>> >sahip
>>>>> > >>>>olmak ister misiniz?
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>-abi 18 i doldurmadim ben
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>>
>>>>> > >>>> -biz
>>>>> > >>>>doldururuz...
Konu: Nasıl Laf sokulu 
20/5/2008, 09:52
